It's on,... imbecil!

monthly update

Monthly Update

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Satisfied Client

Sexy Woman

Thank you, Mr. Ventura. How can I ever repay you?

Ace Ventura
Well, the reward would be good.
There is some damage to my car. It's a high performance machine so I had to fill up with premium...

Sexy Woman
Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?

Ace Ventura
Gee, let me think... hum, sure.
...
Ooooh! People are real friendly around here!

Rent

Mr. Shickadance
Ventura!

Ace Ventura
Yes, Satan?
Oh, Im sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

On the Case

Melissa
Would you like an ashtray?

Ace Ventura
I don't smoke. It's a... disgusting habit.

Ray Finkle's House

Ace Ventura
Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle...
... and a clean pair of shorts.

Master of Disguise

Ace Ventura
I'm gonna execute a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo.

Greetings, ladies and gentleman!

Welcome to “Jive Crap”. A blog dedicated to those movie moments we can’t quite shake off our minds.

Through images and words, I will make you remember things you wish you had forgotten. Make no mistake, I’m not trying to make your lives better or more confortable. In fact, there’s no real reason for this blog to even exist. Look at the title! That’s what you’ll find in here. It has no purpose whatsoever, except for my own personal amusement.

So, now that we got that out of the way, let the fun begin!